- I’m too smart
- I’m not cool enough
- They’re expensive
- I can’t stand the smell
- I’m not a movie character
- They seem like a time-waste
- My friends already do it
- Why do I do anything, really?
- I wouldn’t know which ones to buy
- They probably taste bad
- It’d make my apartment dirty
- Cigarette is a stupid name
- I could just smoke cigars instead
- I’d look like a loser
- I’d probably burn myself
- With my luck I’d forget how they work and smoke one at a gas station and drop it on my foot and it wouldn’t actually set off an explosion but man that’d freak me out
- It doesn’t fit my vibe
- I’d probably disappoint some people
- It’s not good for you, I hear
- I wouldn’t know what to do without one
- I wouldn’t want my cat to eat the box
- I’d probably get addicted
- My parents did
- I really want to
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